How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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She didn't want to litter

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He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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All, to save this world from the darkness.

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5,6,7,8

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....