How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie