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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs