How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.