How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: