How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.