What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.