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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.