What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin