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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider