What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix