What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!