What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin