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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

Removed

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How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

Exe

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.