What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!