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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.