What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his Christmas?

Cancer

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club