What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup