What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.