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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.