What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!