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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.