What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.