What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"