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What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.