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What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.