How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pre...

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess