What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why are there trees in Harlem?

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