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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.