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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Harlem Shake Jokes More Harlem Shake Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.