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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.