Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.