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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.