What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.