What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know