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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

El Jokes More El Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.