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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

El Jokes More El Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.