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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.