What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.