What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.