What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River