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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.