What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River