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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen