At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Half a dog
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
The Rice-child was born.
Made in China.
He heard it was finger licking good.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
