At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Sparkie.
One less drunk.
Bricks get laid.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Breasts don't have eyes.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Maid in China.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
The line at KFC
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
