At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
With no legs.
You have a shot with a pool table.
Owens can finish a race.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
Chop sticks!
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
What you get served at KFC is original.
It thighs.
