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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!