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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.