How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!