How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.