What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.