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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches