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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches