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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

D Jokes More D Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.