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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d