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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn