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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.