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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!