What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh