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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!