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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.