Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.