Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*