To find Pooh!
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Looks like we're snowed in.
Because the P is silent.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Because he plays with Pooh.
He was looking for pooh.