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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.