What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.