What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me