What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.