What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.