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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.