What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.