Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

Removed

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye