Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*