Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus