Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove