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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...