Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove