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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.