What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve