What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve