What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.