What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.