What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.