What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef