What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!