What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin