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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.