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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.