Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW