Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.