Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change it to what

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.