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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.