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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"