Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Because then it would be a foot!

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Because he wanted to get more definition.

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None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Mowed 'em.

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Babe, it's a valve!

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Put sheet music in front of him

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.