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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.