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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!