Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.