Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.