How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...