How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...