How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Two test tickles.

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By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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He was just stalin for time

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A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"