How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...