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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse