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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.