What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus