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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus