Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.