Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.