Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.