Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

Kayak Jokes More Kayak Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin