Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Kayak Jokes More Kayak Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Nb Jokes More Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"