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Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Kayak Jokes More Kayak Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River