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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.