Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.