Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees