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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.