Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely