Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.