Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss