Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.