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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.