What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.