What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.