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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!