What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.