Wizz Air
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Orphans.
Reposts are allowed.
It was all-oink-lusive.
High Seas Dead People
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Speak now or forever hold your pee!