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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!