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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings