When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle