When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!