When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings