Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?