Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.