Brain Cell Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Blonde Brain Cell Jokes More Blonde Brain Cell Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!