Brain Cell Jokes

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Blonde Brain Cell Jokes More Blonde Brain Cell Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.