Brain Cell Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Blonde Brain Cell Jokes More Blonde Brain Cell Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana