What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!