What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof