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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED