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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind