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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind