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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.