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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind