How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it