How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it