How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!