What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today