What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.