What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Working at a winery.

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Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Works it out with a pencil.