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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.