Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.