What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.