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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.