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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.