What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What are red heads good for?

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.