What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica