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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica