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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica