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Aunt Arctica Jokes

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.