Aunt Arctica Jokes

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!

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Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.