Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter