Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.