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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!