Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()