Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!