Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.