How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.